10 D*ck Move Video Game Achievements Made By Developers

Time to dust off your 5 multicoloured button plastic guitars, strap on the METAL bandana and whisk yourself off to rockstar dreamland.

It's hard to explain to people who didn't grow up with the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games, how much fun they actually were. The concept is completely preposterous, rather than actually learning to play a guitar, why not spend upwards of £79.99 ($99.99) on a piece of plastic which you can PRETEND to play guitar on?

The fun of the Guitar Hero franchise came from its replayability, no two runs of a song were the same, just when you finally mastered that tricky solo, you fluff a simple chorus power chord like the foolish shredder you are. When you finally 100% a song, the sense of self worth grows a little as your pride settles in. You are the Guitar Hero God.

Here lies the problem.

It can take folks with little rhythmic timing years to fully master the complexities of Guitar Hero, with some simply giving up at medium difficulty. So what Guitar Hero: World Tour asks of you for one of its achievements is downright cruelty.

Platinum Rockstars, is obtained by 100% a song on hard or expert as part of a 4-piece band. That's right, not only do you need to learn how to play guitar like Slash, you need 3 other friends who sing like Freddie Mercury, drum like Travis Barker and groove on bass like Mike Dirnt.

In short, just learn real instruments and start an actual band.