2. RapeLay (2006)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxYJAgDyIZQ If I'm truly honest, the four entries are interchangeable because firstly, they all have something that it very difficult to defend as a video-game journalist, and secondly, because arguing whats worse: Rape or Mass Murder? It's like arguing what way would you like to die: beaten to death with a stick? Or beaten to death with a shoe?? Both are as bad as either. Maybe the shoe so my attacker could say awful puns like "You shoes, you lose" or something as equally terrible. Moving on, RapeLay is a game were you rape women on a underground train. The uncomfortableness is raised when the girls have the typical anime style so you can't quite work out their age - though judging by their bodies, I'd guess their not underage, so to someone somewhere, there's a plus... I guess. Talking about the controls in RapeLay is like talking about dialogue in Micheal Bay picture. You control grabby hands to touch your victims, and then take them away to rape. That's it. There's no real scoring or point to the game, besides the point of rape. It's an incredibly difficult title to mini-review as I've explained 98% of the game in the first few lines. On the subject of rape, I guess this game could be considered a good thing as it might stop people going outside and attacking the general public with their rapey hands. Much like GTA probably stops people from burning down the motorway at 130 miles an hour and crashing into a horde of people. Then again, it might just fuel their lust for rape or speed racing.
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