10 Disgusting Video Game Achievements That Came Out Of Nowhere

3. Turd Burglar - Duke Nukem Forever

Don’t say I didn’t warn you there’d be toilet humor! We’re three entries from the end and exactly 100% of them are toilet humor related. Let’s start with another poop one.

There aren't many people who are likely to disagree that Duke Nukem Forever is a capital B, capital G: Bad Game. At best, it’s a disappointment. But insofar as gross achievements are concerned, you’re hard pressed to beat picking up an actual piece of feces from a toilet.

One such piece can be found in the game’s first chapter, Duke Lives. All you have to do is pick it up, and you may as well chuck it at something since you’ve already made your very gross bed, then the ‘Turd Burglar’ achievement is all yours.

As is what I can only assume is a reassessment of all of the choices that brought you to this moment.