10 Disgusting Video Game Achievements That Came Out Of Nowhere

3. Turd Burglar - Duke Nukem Forever

Duke Nukem Forever
3D Realms

Don’t say I didn’t warn you there’d be toilet humor! We’re three entries from the end and exactly 100% of them are toilet humor related. Let’s start with another poop one.

There aren't many people who are likely to disagree that Duke Nukem Forever is a capital B, capital G: Bad Game. At best, it’s a disappointment. But insofar as gross achievements are concerned, you’re hard pressed to beat picking up an actual piece of feces from a toilet.

One such piece can be found in the game’s first chapter, Duke Lives. All you have to do is pick it up, and you may as well chuck it at something since you’ve already made your very gross bed, then the ‘Turd Burglar’ achievement is all yours.

As is what I can only assume is a reassessment of all of the choices that brought you to this moment.

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Jess has been a journalist and content creator in the games industry for over 15 years and has been WhatCulture's resident Australian import and sorry cop since 2020, upping the quotient of swearing and apologising in WhatCulture Gaming's annual blooper videos considerably. She previously worked at GameSpot for 10 years, most notably hosting GameSpot News in addition to E3 live shows, and PAX panels. She regularly livestreams a variety of games on her 'jessmcdonell' YouTube and Twitch channels and hosts the 'Do It On The Day' podcast. She has won awards for her news and feature work in gaming as well as an accolade for her comedic writing (likely an admin error). She can be found on X at @jessmcdonell and Instagram at @jessicamcdonell sharing her current videogame fixations, industry insights, and videos of her cat, Karma.