10 Embarrassing Video Games Nobody Can Ever Catch You Playing

3. Muscle March

You're one of several Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabes, working out in the gym, when a thief runs by, stealing your protein powder. As you and your colourful jock-strap wearing buddies chase after the culprit, he decides to run through the walls to escape you, leaving holes in the shapes of various bodybuilding poses.

Using the Wii Remote and Nunchuk, the player has to match the pose in the wall before reaching it so their character can pass through, continuing the chase. Make it through enough walls and you can sprint to catch up with the thief and tackle him to retrieve your much deserved muscle stimulant.

Cheeky, colourful, and a lot of fun - but unless you're an oiled, hole-posing, thief-catching bodybuilder yourself, this game is probably one to keep hidden in the private collection.

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