10 Gaming Heroes You Didn't Realise Are Murderous Psychopaths

7. Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Assassin's Creed

Ezio_assassinates_Carlo-620x300UbisoftPerhaps a more pertinent example of ludonarrative whatever, Ezio is a classic example of a two-faced game hero, charming and benevolent in the context of the story, and a cold-blooded killer in gameplay. To be fair, he is an assassin. That doesn't make it any less weird that's willing to carve a path through any guard and Templar that stands in his way without the slightest hint of resignation of remorse. His assassination targets we understand. It's just what he does. That doesn't forgive his stab-happy misadventures outside his Assassin agenda however. Again, killing people is his job. But does he ever stop to consider that its a guards job to guard? He has all sorts of tricks up his sleeve, but that doesn't matter to Ezio. Instead of just knocking them out or evading them like a true assassin should, he will cut a bloody swath to his target, who also gets the stabbing treatment. Stabbing things in the neck is Ezio's solution to everything. Guards chasing him? Stab. Some guy in armour standing in the way of his target, just doing his job? He gets stabbed too. It just doesn't matter to Ezio. What really makes this messed up is how he goes back to being a charming Italian ladies man off the job. It must be nice being able to come home to a woman after a long days work. You know who can't do that? Those guards you stabbed in the neck. All 800 of them.
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Ken was born in 1994, and before the turn of the century, he was already a gamer for life, starting with Pokémon Blue Version. He has a passion for storytelling, especially in the gaming medium. Growing up on a healthy diet of JRPGs and point and click adventure games, young Kenny grew up playing Nintendo and Sony consoles, before becoming a snobby member of the PC Master Race. Nowadays, he resides in a time warp, refusing to believe the nineties ended as he fills up his Steam library with old point and clicks and cRPGs.