10 Hilarious Ways Video Games Punished You For Being A Dick

5. Being Punished For Killing Strippers - Duke Nukem: Time To Kill

Everyone€™s favourite womanising knuckle-head video game character isn't a guy who has much depth. But fortunately for players, the games at least understand this lack of substance and to pad out the shooting, Duke games are always full of inconsequential interactions in the world to keep things interesting.

Because really, when it comes down it, there isn't much to the gameplay of Duke Nukem. You like women and you shoot aliens. Rinse and repeat and you pretty much have the plot of every game in the series.

But if, for some reason, you can€™t grasp this simple concept, the game punishes you for it. If you shoot any of the women while you€™re blowing up a town where apparently ever other building is a strip club, you€™ll be rightly punished for it.

Murder any innocent strippers and the game spawns entire rooms full of enemies that teleport to their defence and take revenge for your senseless violence. And in a game where even the aliens think what you've done is too awful, you've got to admit it€™s hard to not side with them on this one.

You deserved it, man.

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