10 Hilarious Witcher 3 Quests You Totally Missed
4. Portrait Of The Witcher As An Old Man
The sunny lands of Toussaint may be terrorised by a ferocious vampire, however the Blood And Wine DLC isn’t all about bloodshed and massacres. There are plenty of light-hearted adventures to embark on, one of which being A Portrait Of The Witcher As An Old Man.
After completing The Warble Of A Smitten Knight head to the market square just south of the Gran’place signpost and you’ll be approached by an artist who’s struck by Geralt’s distinctive physique and will want to use him as his next model.
If Geralt agrees, he’ll be asked to meet the painter when the light is better, and the pair will travel to a prime location. However, Geralt will need to recover the artist’s paints from some thieving neckers before they can start.
Players will then be given a choice of how they’d like to immortalise the witcher through the medium of art. Whether they choose posing on horseback, standing heroically with their sword, or casually reclining, the outcome will be similar. Geralt will return the next day to discover that the artist has sneakily painted him with most of his clothes off.
At least players can buy this masterpiece for themselves.