10 Insanely Hard Xbox Achievements You'll Never Unlock

7. Goat Simulator €“ The Flapmaster

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As if Goat Simulator couldn€™t get any sillier, a mini-game called Flappy Goat can be found in a couple places in the game. While appearing to be just be a funny little easter egg, this Flappy Bird knock off actually contains one of the hardest achievements in the game. For a decent amount of 30 gamer points, you can earn "The Flapmaster" achievement by scoring 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Anyone who has played the original Flappy Bird knows that it is painfully unfair, despite its simplicity. Flappy Goat is even worse, which makes what appears to be a relatively easy achievement much harder than you expect. The hit detection is horrible, and there are times where you think you€™ve cleared a ladder, but it still says you failed.

There are horror stories of people spending days on this achievement. It simplicity makes the adversity all the more aggravating; as if it€™s mocking you right to your face. Some have been lucky enough to get it in less than an hour, which kind of makes it worse for those not so fortunate.

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