10 Intense Video Game Achievements Worth NOTHING

9. Weak Sauce - Blitz: The League

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Nobody likes to lose. It's never fun to be on the receiving end of a beatdown whether it's in real life or online, however, it's even worse when the absolute kicking you've been receiving has been delivered with steel toecap boots with "0G" emblazoned on them.

Such is the state you might find yourself in with the "Weak Sauce" Achievement which is only unlocked by losing your first ever match on the games season mode. Now as a resident of the UK, American Football appears to be the most complicated sport this side of Futurama's Blernsball, but even I should be able to avoid getting this achievement seeing as it's the tutorial stage.

Well Blits: The League, doesn't play by those rules of logic. What it does do, is play dirty. This game is what Red Card was for football, an over the top, uber-violent version of the gridiron, and thus by the end of your first match, you may well not only have battered players with broken ribs, but also a battered sense of pride as you get served up a loss and this 0g achievement.

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