10 Most Broken Escort Missions In Gaming History

3. Legitimately Every Survivor Mission - Dead Rising

Dead Rising was a bit of a phenomenon when it came out in 2006 meaning A) you probably played it and B) me mentioning the escort missions may send you into a spiral.

See, the people of Willamette are so stupid they may in fact deserve to be eaten by zombie hordes. Throughout the game Frank comes across humans trapped by the undead who he needs to escort back to the safe room. But trying to save these guys from themselves is an absolute headache.

They run into walls, sprint toward gangs of enemies like they’re meeting old friends, and though they have weapons they’re almost completely incapable of using them.

It’s easily the fastest way to make the zombie apocalypse even less fun.