9. Text Adventures
Saints Row truly will throw anything and everything at you - including the kitchen sink - so this shouldn't really surprise us considering they already did it in Saints Row 3, but it does anyway. During your attempted rescue of token nerd gang member Matt Miller you are thrust into a text adventure and must coach Matt to a victory against Killbane in a wrestling match amidst some truly bizarre prior scenarios and dialogue choices revolving around eating hearts, dominatrixes, the moon, and more. There are also eight more hidden text adventures to collect and complete around Simulated Steelport which are also wildly ridiculous.