1. "Smiling" Jack (Vampire: The Masquerade)
Once again, I am powerless to resist to include yet another VTM Bloodlines character, and Jack is undoubtedly the most memorable character in the game. Voiced by John DiMaggio, who gave his voice to other famous characters such as Bender from Futurama, Craig Marduk from Tekken and Wakka from Final Fantasy X (you read me right), Jack immediately offers to guide you, the latest most fresh fledgling to appear before him, to ease you into your new unlife. Just like Kain, I cannot describe him in full detail without spoiling the story of the game, as he is a crucial character to the plot, but if you've played the game you know that you don't really need to talk to him that often to progress. Yet after your very first conversation with him, you will take any opportunity you get to go back and listen to him some more. Smart, charismatic and of the Anarch clan, Jack is more than willing to give the facts of this world to you straight with smartass commentary and centuries of experience to back him up. They say he used to be a pirate, and one look at that handsome mug says, "yeah that makes perfect sense." Water isn't fatal or painful to the touch to vampires in this setting, so he admits to bathing... occasionally.
And there you have it, folks: I hope you enjoyed the list, though I know it probably won't please everybody. Either way, have fun out there, and leave a comment if your favourite vampire isn't on this list.