10 Most Morally Bankrupt Things You’ve Ever Done In Video Games

3. Beating Old Men

Okay, whilst it€™s not the worst of your many game crimes, let€™s be honest, this was one of the first. Back in the days when developers generally assumed the best of you and didn€™t think to programme innocent characters to react to brutal attacks and/or impulsive crimes, there was the old man in the very first Legend of Zelda. He was the very first character you encountered, and he very selflessly entrusted you with a sword - be as it may a wooden one. And what did you do to with his kindness? You used it to hack at his belly, forcing him to retort with fire - and in this one act you realised the developers had begun to pre-empt your dark soul and satanic desires all those years ago.
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