10 Most Offensive Moments In Duke Nukem History

3. "Capture The Babe"

https://youtu.be/_1rj5HkXQn4

"Think of the babe as a flag with boobs," humorously suggested Forever's multiplayer mode. This twist on Capture the Flag had players carrying the enemy team's babe back to their base to score (not in that way). The press demonized Duke for kidnapping innocent women and dragging them back to his lair, as if Duke was some sort of horrendous woman-abductor.

The reality is always much different and less offensive as the press would have you believe - providing you can get past the literal 'women are objects' setup. In the game, the girls don't mind too much. In fact, they treat it like some sort of very strange and exotic foreplay, giggling and making suggestive comments as they're carried through the battlefield and gunfights.

So maybe they're like... into it? Yeah, that makes it totally okay, Gearbox.

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