10 Most Ridiculous Female Bodies In Video Games

Honorable Mention - Ellie

I just had to include Ellie on here. The reason she didn't make in on the proper list is because the player isn't meant to take her seriously. Does she have a ridiculous body? Absolutely, but not the kind that gamers are supposed to drool over. She's not wearing some barely-there outfit and she doesn't speak in innuendo. Her body is a big joke, and while it may be inherently ridiculous, she's not expected to be some evil-fighting sex symbol.

And there it is. As developers and gamers mature and transition into a changing video game environment, the prevalence of ridiculous-bodied women will slowly fade. We all exist in a highly sensitive, politically correct world, and the novelty of playing as a character with a massive, jiggling rack is quickly wearing off. However, as long as there are male gamers, developers will pay service to their desires, and these characters will exist in one form or another for the foreseeable future.

Naturally, I can't and won't play every video game known to man. If I missed a particularly absurd lady, feel free to express yourself in the comments section. Politely, that is.

 
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Eller likes a lot of old video games, and some new video games. Follow him on Twitter (@JordanEller) for updates about articles, but mostly silly jokes.