Boy oh boy, this one was a doozy. Chances are you've probably never even heard of the game that this one is about - but this is about the little-seen 3rd game in the Kid Niki series, only released in Japan as Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 3 - Taiketsu! Zouringen. Now this was a time long ago when gaming ratings didn't really matter and all that, so there's a chance that many Japanese young'uns were exposed to this game. The basic principle of this title is you're a ninja who fights against enemies on a 2D plane, which is nice enough. The first in the series, which was released over here, wasn't a terrible game overall, but certainly wasn't as bad as the third one. It seems as if the Japanese developers for Kid Niki 3 actually went insane. Without further ado, I present to you an actual enemy that appeared in this game. Yup. Did you ever come across some inappropriate content when playing a kids game? Let us know what you found down in the comments, and also tell us just how disturbed you were by that last one. My eyes.
Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.
