10 Outrageously Dirty Secrets You Won’t Believe Are Hidden In Children’s Games

9. Kirby's Naked Dreamland €“ Kirby's Dreamland 2

Next time you're hopping around as Kirby, you might want to question what exactly you're hopping around on. Did you know that the big pink ball of gelatinous fun has actually once scampered over a pixelated version of lady parts? Did you know that Kirby has romped over the blocky breasts of a giant woman just after ascending from her square down below bits? Did you know that this woman is in fact smiling, and is more than happy for our Kirby to be jumping up and down all over? The incident occurs in Gameboy game Kirby's Dreamland 2 and if you look very closely, you'll soon spot what I'm talking about. You're looking for a smiling face at the top, pixellated boobs below and so on. Judge for yourself: Kirbys Dream Land It's unknown whether this is intentional or not and its crude to the extreme, but I'm convinced this was an intentional pun by the developers that they thought no one would ever discover. Surely that's just too much of a coincidence?
 
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Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.