10 Problems With FIFA Games Die-Hard Fans Won't Admit

7. Everyone Ruins Pro Clubs Customs

FIFA 20
EA Sports

Everyone loves character creators: fiddling with sliders to see what it changes, fine tuning the perfect adjustments on your way to creating your ideal being, or perhaps even something as perfect as yourself.

In Pro Clubs the aim seems to be to make your player face as abhorrent as possible. With huge crooked noses, eyes lost somewhere in their own heads and the smallest pursed lips known to man, you can make your pro look like a stunt double for Sloth from The Goonies. Well, if Sloth rocked a jet-white mullet.

The craze for making hideous pros emerged from a KSI live-stream in which he spent 15 minutes adjusting sliders in the FIFA 12 rendition of virtual pro creator. A small community on Youtube has since taken to creating 'how-to' guides for ugly pros, with some tutorials reaching over 100,000 views.

Any Pro Clubs players out there are aware that, more often than not, your opponents will be 5'2", have an awful handlebar moustache, pink hair and a face that a mother would struggle to love.

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