10 Real Life Jobs Made INFINITELY Better By Video Games
9. Sanitation Officer (Saints Row 2)
Now I’ve never had the pleasure to work with poop, but I can imagine that being a sanitation officer, whether it be a septic tank changer or recycling plant worker probably isn’t all sunshine and roses. More syringes and rubbish. However, if that is your job, then we owe you very big thank you - but we dare say it's a helluva lot more fun being a sanitation officer in Saints Row 2.
In the game's Septic Avenger side mission, your goal is to lower the property value of areas of Stillwater so that they can be bought up and flipped by crooked real estate developers. To do that, Saints Row has you spray everything with fecal matter. It’s hilarious, stinky fun and probably deep down what everyone who’s ever worked with splatter matter wishes they could get away with.