10 Resolutions Gaming's Heroes Need To Keep

5. Nathan Drake/Lara Croft €“ Hire A Travel Guide

Ku Xlarge1 Before I have the internet tearing me apart telling me Uncharted and Tomb Raider are completely different experiences even with their obvious similarities, I€™m with you, so lower your pitchforks. The bottom line is that both protagonists are fascinated with treasure, mystery, and apparently mass murdering considering neither bat an eye despite mowing down entire armies worth of generic bad dudes. Both heroes need to hire a darn travel guide or start quadruple checking the exotic areas they€™re trailing off to though because nothing ever ends well. Seriously, Nathan Drake never finds his treasure and instead always awakens a terrible force of evil. He should be broke without a penny to his name based off of his luck. How is he funding these adventures? Drake needs to go big or go homeless in Uncharted 4, while Lara needs a breather before rushing into another adventure. I know Drake has Elena, but realistically his soul mate is probably Lara Croft. We need a crossover game immediately!
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