10 Resolutions Gaming's Heroes Need To Keep

6. Sonic The Hedgehog €“ Kick That Ring Addiction

I could go for the obvious jab with this one and state that Sonic€™s resolution should simply be to star in a game worth playing, but that€™s just too easy and played out. What I€™m more fascinated with is Sonic€™s unhealthy addiction to gold rings. It€™s something that seems perfectly natural while zipping across stages at high speeds, but when you stop and think for a second it€™s clear that the world€™s favourite blue hedgehog may have some issues. If Sonic is so much as tapped on the shoulder his precious gold rings go flying all over the place, leaving him skidding back and forth to recoup some of his losses. Is this some sort of twisted money obsession where Sonic has no willpower to live without gold rings? Dear Sonic, seek help!
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