10 Signs You Love Video Games More Than People

2. You€™ve Googled The Words Video, Game, And Porn... All At Once

Of course, because no one wants to be thought of as weird or strange, everyone denies the fact they've tried to see Ms. Croft, and countless other game babes in a state of undress. But that desire isn't really that weird when you think about it. You share hours upon hours with the very attractive people in these games, and it's not a wild theory to assume that after spending that much time with a character and growing to appreciate their personality and various physical perks, you'll wanna see em' all nekkid. But there€™s a taboo associated with video games and intimacy. While there are hundreds of scantily-clad characters across dozens upon dozens of games, rarely do they serve as anything other than a gross exaggeration of what an attractive human would look like, and you never really get a sense for their most personal details - games are 'sexy' not 'erotic'. For whatever reason games have yet to reach a threshold where arousal and arousing characters are as common as they are in film and television. Thankfully (or terrifyingly) there appears to be quite a few very, very talented 3D artists across the globe with a lot of time on their hands...and an appreciation for the lords and ladies of gaming we've all secretly found sexy. Though they all seem obsessed Elizabeth from Bioshock: Infinite for some reason. Weirdos.
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