10 Signs You Might Be THE WORST Video Game Enemy

1. ARE YOU A F**KING CAZADOR?!?

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I just... *sigh*

These bugs man. These f**king bugs. These winged demons who drain my very soul as quickly as they kill my character over and over in Fallout: New Vegas are hands down the worst thing I've ever come up against in a video game.

I know it might seem odd to put just one enemy at the top of a checklist of abilities that make you a gruesome goon to take on, but when you look at what I've covered the Cazador actually fulfills a lot of the criteria (albeit in slightly varied ways).

The sheer speed of the beasts are akin to teleporting, their strikes inflict an unholy amount of poison damage, and they are pinpoint accurate with those stingers. Plus they always seem to pop up at the worst possible time and out of nowhere, making you think they were invisible all along.

Pain. Suffering. Lengthy backtracking upon death, all this and more can be yours if you go up against these Mojave monsters.

 
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