10 TERRIBLE PS4 Games You Won't Believe Exist

Sure, the Mario Kart and Crash Team Racing games are great, but you know what would make them even better? Swapping out the karts for shopmobility carts, having all the characters be bordering-on-offensive geriatrics, and - to add a bit of pizzazz to it - call the game Coffin Dodgers.

The game's concept is thus: your ageing cast are tasked with racing each other by Death himself, and the ones who do terribly will have their souls taken. So basically, they are dodging their coffins by racing their scooters around their neighbourhoods.

Any kart racer worth its salt has great weapons, right? Well, Coffin Dodgers does not. Weapons include the ability to thwack other opponents with your cane, using a defibrillator to shock people and just straight up shooting your fellow octogenarians with an Uzi.

The tracks are bland and uninspired with constant sharp turns and confusing progression where you'll routinely end up going the wrong way. The graphics are a joke; at best it looks like a tablet game, and at worst it looks like a pre-PS2 era racer with no effort made whatsoever.

Mario Kart must be absolutely quaking in its dungarees right now at the thought of a potential Coffin Dodgers 2 coming out and really dethroning it as the king of the kart racers.