10 TERRIBLE PS4 Games You Won't Believe Exist

6. Catlateral Damage

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Look, everyone knows cats are absolute d*cks. They seemingly spend their lives wandering around, seeing what they can break, and not giving a flying monkeys about it either.

Catlateral Damage takes this concept and runs with it. You're a cat, and it's your job to break as much stuff as you can in a 2 minute time limit. That's basically it.

You'll have a few procedurally-generated levels to wander through where you can break stuff to your heart's content, but there's absolutely no substance whatsoever to the game at all.

If you browse the PSN, one of the main selling points of this game is that there are 'over 230 photos of real-life cats to find and collect'. Well worth the £10 price of entry then!

Catlateral Damage knows its more than a bit terrible and doubles down on that in its over-the-top cheesy marketing too. It's a terrible game made for people to look at, buy, and go, yup, that's terrible.

You'd probably get significantly more of a kick out of it if you're a cat person/if you've got friends over and want a daft game for a five minute laugh, but if it was trying to pretend it was an actual decent game, Catlateral Damage would land squarely on its backside if it was jumping off the garage.

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Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.