10 Terrible Video Games You Can't Help But Love

OK. So there will be some of you out there who simply won't appreciate the thought of playing a game where you scan a giant bikini-clad woman in a helicopter in order to get her body measurements. I totally get that. However, the other half of the crowd is already adding Demolition Girl to their Amazon baskets as this game really is that bizarre.

The story, if you needed one, is that this lovely lady called Riho is stung by an alien squid and becomes a massive lass who accidentally destroys a city and it's up to you to get her back to normal before the other alien squids use her as an avatar of destruction to take over the world.

Not sure how measuring her assets is useful to this, but then again this only makes up one level. After this, you have to fire darts into her face while she eats cake. I wish I was making this up.

Demolition Girl was a budget game that is about as deep as a puddle, but it's so short, hilariously out of touch, and unlike anything else, that you owe it to poor Riho to help her out.

And it's still less embarrassing than playing Xtreme Beach Volleyball.