Thus spoke Murphy, although the
saying is almost certainly as old as humanity itself. Weddings will
be rained out. Power failures will ruin deadlines. You will pour salt
in your coffee instead of sugar.
are not immune.
Even considering everything that can go wrong with
software glitches, hardware faults and worn mechanical peripherals,
games, with their myriad interlaced mechanics, are bound to serve up
regular doses of bizarre control responses, uncooperative AI, or just
plain bad luck.
the worst that will happen will be a few hours of lost progress, a
temporary rage-quit or uninstall, and an annoyed reload or reinstall
(or in the worst case, a stint of anger management, should grievous
bodily injury be done to your controller).
Whichever way, with only
the Law of Entropy being more annoying and inevitable (other than
trolls) there is little to do but have a laugh and soldier on.
review-bomb Steam and Metacritic, whatever floats your boat.
here follows a light-hearted look back at all the times Murphy, or
Finagle, or Sod, let themselves in the house and gave you a bit of