4. Imagine Party Babyz
This game might have been released on the Wii, but I bet you've never heard of it, and neither had I until I began researching this article. Do I really need to spell out why this one is so horrifying on every level? For starters, it's inherently creepy, bestowing yet more misplaced preciousness onto our sprogs, and true to form, delivering a quartet of sinister-looking kids who couldn't look more awkward and unnatural if they tried. Add to this the poor quality of the Photoshopping - for none of the kids were clearly photographed in the same room, and the fourth kid being slathered against the back wall is just embarrassing for all involved - and you have the recipe for one of the most garishly offensive - to our minds as well as our eyes - covers of all time. That, and it's called Imagine Party Babyz. My hairs just stood up on end.