10 Unhinged Video Game Characters That Would've Made Perfect Villains
5. Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
Dont let his appearance fool you, Conker the anthropomorphic squirrel is a belligerent alcoholic with a tendency to urinate in public. Armed to the teeth with a shotgun, throwing knives, a machine gun and his own foul mouth, Conkers goal is very simple: get home to his buxom girlfriend Berri before hes turned into a table leg. This may surprise a few people but despite his bad language and usage of drugs and alcohol, Conker is part of the same universe as Donkey Kong. That's right, Conker was a playable character in the 1997 kart racer Diddy Kong Racing. It was an early iteration of the character long before Rare turned him into a depraved boozer, but it does means that Conker and Donkey Kong exist in the same shared universe. Though Nintendo would never allow it, can you imagine a game in which the innocent and naïve trio of Donkey, Diddy and Dixie had to put an end to the intoxicated mayhem being caused by everyones favourite degenerate squirrel? Its something that would never happen of course, but that wont stop me from dreaming.
