10 Unlikely Films That Should Be Made Into Video Games

9. Superbad

Movie Plot: Part coming of age tale, part learning how to bang without actually banging tale, and mainly a quest for under age adolescents to steal copious amounts of alcohol to help them lower the sexual walls around teenage girls. (Which is strictly frowned upon here at What Culture towers...Especially after last year€™s Christmas Party). Game Plot: An elaborate Sand Box adventure adaptation of the movie, you will play as all 3 characters as the story progresses and they slip off in their own general directions with the goal being the same, get as much alcohol as you can possibly fathom. Obviously the game will expand upon the basic examples in the movie, you will still go to the bar with Fogel and the cops, still go to the house party with Seth and Evan but more elaborate set pieces will allow you to capture more money, to buy more alcohol with certain quotas needed to be met. Fogel can partake in GTA style vigilante missions to earn money from the police, to spend on alcohol. Seth and Evan can €˜hit up€™ (teenage gangster slang) several cross city parties to steal more alcohol whilst delicately maintaining the possibility of coitus with their selected females via text messages, difficult to handle phone calls and finding the select alcohol that will best lower young ladies inhibitions. Cool Gameplay Features: Certain missions will feature alcohol gathering time trials: One must gather as much alcohol in an area as fast as possible. Each playable character has different attributes, Fogel has heightened vision, Seth has his bodyweight to battle house parties getting out of control, and Evan is the fastest kid alive. Voice work from the original actors will help keep the movies hilarity. Like all teenage males, these ones have issues with keeping their mast at half flag and a constant meter in the corner will let them know how this is going depending on proximity to females, dancing activities, how many DVD covers they see with Helen Mirren on the cover...For some people. And they then have to, in train of thought based mini-game wrestle down these urges.
 
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One time I met John Stamos on a plane - and he told me I was pretty.