1. Crime Wave
The only thing bizarre about this cover is that there isn't any sticker indicating that this is already a movie directed by Michael Bay starring Megan Fox, The Rock, and John Turturro as "Dr. McHeadsplosion". This is a perfect example of how not to do restraint. It has everything, the crazed villain, the henchmen, the ninja, the money, the guns, the chick, the explosions, and the rad dude with the cool shades who's not looking at any of it because he's such a radical beast. Surely this is the life that Lucas from The Wizard went off to achieve. The only thing missing from this cover is the endorsement of the Power Glove.
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