10 Video Game Characters Who Bared Nipples Before Mario

3. Adam Jensen

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When Adam Jensen was viciously savaged at the hands of mysterious interlopers, Sarif Industires spared no expense rebuilding him from the ground up. Though they probably went a bit too far.

Like every other part of Jensen's newly-mechanised body, his nipples are augmented. The right nut regulates body temperature, whilst the left is used to pick up short-wave radio transmissions and Infolink messages. No matter how hard he twiddles it, he can't seem to tune in to Jazz FM.

Unlike most of the men on this list, Human Revolution's hero actually has a very good reason to keep his chest well-oiled; rusting raspberry ripples is a common ailment amongst the augmented.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.