3. Grayson Hunt
The star of Bulletstorm starts the game completely off his rocker and starts as he means to go on. Fueled on his quest for revenge he ends up on an abandoned world with not so welcoming locals. Granted he comes across as one of those depressing drunks from time to time but he does have more highs than lows. Being a total sleeze though he may not be the best wingman about but with his foul mouth, he wouldn't be short of put downs for whoever spurns your advances. He also spends half the game drinking all of the planet's beer lying around- which is a bit convenient. Imagine spending the whole game going through the stages of alcohol withdrawal.