2. Duke Nukem
Hail to the King! And that is exactly what a lot of classy strippers will be doing if you hit the town with Duke. Who needs to go to bars to listen to old men and depressed middle aged housewives drown their sorrows? Duke is bound to hit up some high end strip joints that will put Spearmint Rhino's to shame, only high class though, you wouldn't see him hanging around the local Hooters. He also has a huge ego and penthouse suite. So when you stumble out of there, girls on arm- at least you have a nice classy place to return to instead of your mum's house, or worse- shared student accommodation house.