9. Bowser Mario Series
Why Hes A Douche: If hes not kidnapping Princess Peach, which he does more often than you or I go pee, hes plotting some dastardly scheme, throwing fiery temper tantrums or otherwise being a giant, green-shelled douche to the best of his ability. Its never really indicated what his plans for the Princess are, and theyre usually quelled quick enough by a certain Italian plumber, but you can be sure, if theres trouble afoot in the Mushroom Kingdom, Bowser is usually somewhere at the epicentre.
Why You Love Him: Even though he is technically a bad guy, hes been the focal point of a few different games Bowsers Inside Story, to name one and owing to the fact that most of us grew up knowing him, theres a special place in our collective heart for him. That and I suspect that underneath the angry, fire-spitting exterior is a scared little Koopa that more than anything needs a big hug and a sympathetic ear.