10 Video Game Remakes NO ONE Asked For

There was a time when Contra was the best run-and-gun in the business. But one reason or another, the later sequels never recaptured that spark, causing Konami's bullet-hell adventure to fizzle out.

Considering Contra hasn't been at the top of its game for 30 years, it didn't generate much buzz when a remake of the original was announced in 2024. Contra: Operation Galuga has a few notable improvements, but doesn't come close to matching the 1987 version for a number of reasons.

Firstly, it's too hard. That might sound redundant, since Contra is renowned for being tough as nails. However, Galuga is nightmarishly difficult, even on the easiest mode, to the point where the later levels are unplayable unless you've memorised every enemies' attack pattern and have the reflexes of a fly. 

The gameplay is constantly interrupted by banter between the heroes, which is badly written, poorly delivered, and utterly pointless. Of course, the classic game didn't have Oscar-winning dialogue either, but the cut-scenes here draw attention to how one-note the ensemble are.

On top of that, the graphical overhaul was woefully minimalistic. In fact, Operation Galuga would've benefited by going back to its roots and embracing its pixelated design, like Shovel Knight or Mega Man 9.

Anybody still keen on playing Contra should download the first game rather than wasting time on this lazy rehash.