10 Video Games Bosses That Do The Work For You

Thanks to their quirks and comedic personalities, the psychopaths in the Dead Rising games are easily the most memorable part of the series. The ones in Dead Rising 3 are all based on the seven deadly sins, and Sloth, also known as Teddy, certainly lives up to his name.

Teddy is the son of the Los Perdidos mayor and is so addicted to playing video games in his dad's basement that he never even realized the city was overrun by zombies. When the player visits his mansion to ask him for help, Teddy instead asks them to fetch some supplies for him and then slaps a couple of drones on them when it turns out the player isn't one of his servants.

After you destroy Teddy's expensive toys, you force your way into his basement dwelling and prepare yourself for a boss fight with him.

Except Teddy is too lazy to fight you, too. As soon as you enter his room, the man freaks out, has a heart attack, and then dies in his chair. There are no health bars, no boss music, nothing. Just a sad, lazy man releasing gas from his dead body.