10 Video Games That Insult You For Winning

2. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain 

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Being the legendary Big Boss (well, kinda), it carries a certain pedigree of being the most badass soldier ever to carry the title. Renowned around the military world, it comes with a high standard to uphold.

Unless you can't hang on the game's standard difficulty settings, that is.

Adding insult to injury, if you die enough or repeatedly fail a mission, the retry screen will over you a chicken hat to wear for your terrible efforts. Take this to get by and complete what is otherwise, a damn good action game, and that victory will come with alongside a big, comical hood for Snake to wear.

It does actually have a positive though: any guard that spots you will turn a blind eye a few times, allowing you to carry on.

Still, you have to live with the fact that even the enemy doesn't take you all that seriously. Even worse, playing with it on in graded missions will lower the rank, so don't think it's a freebie for a better score. It's just a testament to how bad you are.

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