8. The Lost World: Jurassic Park
1997's mostly forgotten adaptation of The Lost World: Jurassic Park endures for just one reason: an incredible secret ending filmed for the game by star Jeff Goldblum.
If the player collects all of the DNA bonuses hidden throughout the game, they'll be greeted with a video message from Dr. Ian Malcolm (Goldblum).
Malcolm offers the player a scarcely-enthusiastic congratulations, before urging them to "turn the thing off, for Heaven's sakes, go outside, breathe the air, take a walk, call a member of the opposite sex."
The message ends with Malcolm running away as the loud boom of a dinosaur's footsteps can be heard in the distance.
Though this thankfully wasn't quite the aggressive "f**k you" that Zelda's golden poo debacle was, it nevertheless gently chastised the player for taking the time to carry out a totally mundane collectathon task.
Considering the game isn't even particularly good, they're not wrong to judge you for wasting so much time on it - even if they actually made the damn thing.