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10 Video Games That Judge You For Playing

9. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

CD Projekt Red

The Witcher 3 is an amazing game for many reasons, not least the mind-boggling amount of freedom it offers the player to explore the land and, yes, the female of the species.

Though the game sadly doesn't have any gay romance options for Geralt, it does allow him to womanise him way across the Continent, though horny players who try their luck a little too eagerly will end up being firmly judged for it.

Players who attempt to romance Triss and Yennefer at the same time will get invited for a ménage à trois, resulting in an hilarious cutscene where an underwear-clad Triss and Yennefer handcuff Geralt to the bed and leave him to it, having learned of his man-whoring ways.

Geralt has to wait until the next morning to be freed by Dandelion, who can't resist the urge to rib him about it. And the next time you return to Triss and Yennefer, the're completely dismissive of you.

CD Projekt Red just couldn't resist throwing some shade at over-sexed players who tried to have their cake and eat it too. For shame.

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