10 Video Games That React To You Being A Scumbag

5. Guards Won't Sanction Your Shouting - The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Skyrim gives you ample opportunities to be a chode extraordinaire and thoroughly mess with the many NPCs you'll encounter throughout the game. 

One low-key act of hooliganism you can commit is to enter a town and start belting out dragon shouts, yelling "Fus Ro Dah!" with all the no-effs-given enthusiasm of someone stumbling home from a footy match with eight pints in their gut.

Within the context of the gameplay it may seem harmless, but imagine being a Skyrim resident who suddenly has some idiot creating weapons-grade sound pollution just outside their home? Annoying ain't even the word.

Bethesda at least ensured that the game acknowledges this, as if you dare to shout in any of the game's populated settlements, you'll soon enough be confronted by a guard who will ask you to stop shouting because you're making the locals nervous.

You're obviously under no obligation to comply, though, and honestly it just might compel you to vindictively yeet said guard into the sky.

 
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