10 Video Games That React To You Being A Scumbag

3. Trolling Moogles Leads To Physical Threats - Final Fantasy IX

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In Final Fantasy IX, you can save your game by talking to a Moogle, and in the world map, players can use a flute to near-instantly summon said Moogle to their position for a save.

Except, players who decide to mess around and constantly conjure the Moogle when they don't actually intend to save will get a series of increasingly shirty and eventually hostile responses from the little guy.

They start off polite enough, with the Moogle asking you not to call him unless you need him, but if you keep at it, he'll declare that you're starting to tick him off.

Continue regardless and he'll proclaim that he's sharpening his knife, and if this clear threat of violence doesn't stop you, the Moogle will then have a full-on meltdown, shouting, "STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT! KU-PHEH!"

Even accepting that the Moogle has a commute to your position of approximately two seconds, nobody wants to be needlessly pestered when they're just trying to get through their day.

 
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