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2. A Threesome Hilariously Backfires - The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3
CD Projekt RED

Getting back to digital infidelity now, we couldn't possibly leave out The Witcher 3, which does a hilarious job of shading players for trying to tempt two of their romantic options into the same bed.

If you dare to romance Yennefer and Triss at the same time while keeping each in the dark about the other, you'll eventually be able to set up a threesome. Winner, right?

Not quite. The payoff cutscene shows the lingerie-clad duo tying Geralt to his bed, gulping down some wine, and then just leaving, after declaring that this is precisely what the duplicitous bugger deserves.

To rub salt in the wound, Geralt is only discovered the next morning by his pal Dandelion, who mocks him for ever thinking he could actually take both of these lovely ladies to bed at the same time.

Developers CD Projekt Red aren't daft - they knew a sure percentage of players would try something so underhanded, and had quite the perfect response to leave them speechless.

 
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