10 Worst "Ultimate" Video Game Weapons

7. Gold And Silver Pipes - Silent Hill 3

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Now I know you might not immediately think of a pipe as a legendary weapon, but trust me these are indeed treated with all of the airs a mystical artifact would in Silent Hill 3, as both the Gold and Silver pipes are gifted to you by a fairy who rises out of a puddle in the games sewer system.

No, you didn't mishear me, that actually happens.

As ludicrous as it sounds, approaching the pool of dirty water before you use the Dryer in the sewer section, will prompt you to throw the steel pipe into the rank, dank slime. If you are a complete madman and fancy giving up your one useful melee weapon, then you're rewarded by a figure rising from the murk who then asks you three questions.

Answering them all "no" results in her gifting you the Gold and Silver Pipes, two ridiculously ostentatious weapons that are about as useful as telling someone to watch out after they've fallen down a flight of stairs. In fact, the game makes note of this saying that neither is particularly durable and the best thing to do would be to sell them!

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