10 Worst Wii U Games So Far

6. Tank! Tank! Tank!

Trust Namco Bandai to make a game about sitting in a tank and blowing up everything that moves about as fun as stepping on a plug made of LEGO. It's a bit one a one trick pony and it doesn't even do that trick particularly well. The tank controls suck, making the combat feel like a joyless struggle and thanks to the stupid medals system, unlocking new levels and tanks requires replaying levels multiple times. It does have a multi-player mode where one player controls a massive monster/robot thing reminiscent of King Kong with the GamePad while the others team up in tanks to take them down. There's about a minute of fun to be had here, maybe a little more if one player chooses to take a photo of themselves with the GamePad's camera to use as the beast's face. It looks so ridiculous it's guaranteed to illicit at least a bemused chuckle.
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