4. Fun With Posters
The tanker section of MGS2 features a locker room containing... lockers. Very handy they are, too - a couple of them contain useful items, and if Snake gets himself into a pickle, he can stash himself inside away until the danger passes. Two of the lockers, though, contain posters of scantily-clad women, which have various applications. They can be used to distract guards in very much the same way as the girly magazines, for instance. However, what makes them really WTF-worthy are their more...recreational uses. Looking at one in first-person view and calling Otacon results in him chastising Snake, who can be seen breathing rather heavily (and in the HD rerelease a trophy - "Snake Beater" - is awarded). Lean up against one and press the punch button with a weapon equipped (so Snake hits higher up) to hear a cartoonish springy noise. Unequipping the weapon and knocking further down, on the other hand, raises the alarm and guards storm the room within seconds. Serves you right, pervert!