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9. Are We Cool? - South Park: The Stick Of Truth

South Park's sense of humour has always rubbed people up the wrong way. While some see it as utterly vulgar and distasteful, many others see it for what it actually is; a complete parody of the sillier aspects of life.

Of course, an RPG written by Trey Parker and Matt Stone was always going to be riddled with that same sense of humour. South Park: The Stick Of Truth plays like an extra long episode of our favourite poorly animated cartoon series and it's hilarious. It also comes bundled with some great achievement names and moments; none more memorable than Are We Cool?

One of the available classes at the beginning of the game is 'Jew' (inevitable really, Cartman is responsible for creating the classes) and a quest quite early on in the game simply asks you to 'Find Jesus'. Do you have to go on a religious journey to become a better person? Nope. Turns out Jesus is simply hiding in the church with the lights off making spooky noises. Who would have thought it?

Completing this quest while playing as a Jew will unlock Are We Cool?, a pretty funny reference to the events leading up to the death of Jesus. It's a silly moment but hey, that's why we love South Park so much.

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I have an addiction to achievements, a craving for new bands and a dream to become Captain America. I once finished second in a Mario Kart 7 tournament so I'm kind of a big deal.