11 Video Game Doctors Who Should Have Their Licences Revoked
10. Dr. Neo Cortex - Crash Bandicoot Franchise
According to the suprisingly in-depth Crash Bandicoot lexicon, Dr. Neo Cortex has had world domination as his goal since the tender age of 3, when he lost his family in a tragic circus explosion.
He is apparently a doctor of biology, as evidenced by his particular fascination with tampering with the DNA of animals to mutate them into intelligent super-beasts, then using his brilliantly named "Cortex Vortex" to trains the animals to obey him.
While Cortex isn't a doctor of medicine, the idea that this plainly unhinged man with his giant head and his unsavory goatee could be capable of world domination if it weren't for the efforts of a bandicoot wearing jean shorts is more than a little unsettling.
Cortex shouldn't just have his licence to practice... whatever it is he practices revoked, he should be locked up somewhere that he can never hurt another man, woman, child or bandicoot ever again.