12 Bizarre Japanese Video Games You Won’t Believe Exist
4. The Houchi Play
There's a bit of pervert in all of us, and that's fine... ish. In fact, it's one of the things that makes us human, so why not celebrate this wonderful trait of humanity in a video game? 'Why not indeed', thought the makers of this perv-athon, in which you control a sweaty lecher who sits around in bars trying to touch pretty young anime women up. The gameplay is actually kind of addictive, as you must slide along the seat towards your victim (sorry, 'target') when she has her back turned. When she turns around, you must stop, otherwise you get busted. You can get power-ups in the form of alcohol to make your perv faster at sliding, but when you reach the end of the level you don't actually get to touch her, but instead the girl turns around and the guy gets caught looking embarrassed. Maybe it's one of those Donkey Kong-type deals where you only actually get your grope at the end of the whole game?
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