Geralt's horse Roach is a pretty no-nonsense steed for the most part. He responds to your calls, gets freaked out if you throw him into the heat of battle, and suffers from typical video game horse problems of being unable to easily navigate around trees. But a little-known ability of Roach's is to get up on his apparently springy tail and bound across the landscape like Winnie the Pooh's bouncing bezzie, Tigger. In case you're wondering, as soon as Roach gets to the sea, he stops, because even in the world of The Witcher, traversing water on foot or tail remains a privilege exclusive to Jesus.
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